Biovisionary Company

This is a midrange value deck that seeks to generate card advantage through value creatures like Coiling OracleEternal Witness, and Militia Bugler. The meme factor comes in from our combo finish which looks to leverage the card Biovisionary alongside cheap clone effects like Phantasmal Image and Mirror Image. In a pinch these clones can also be used to make more value creatures allowing us to flood the board with two power creatures.

Deck - Bio Company

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Creature (30)
4
Biovisionary
2
Birds of Paradise
4
Coiling Oracle
4
Eternal Witness
4
Militia Bugler
3
Mirror Image
4
Noble Hierarch
4
Phantasmal Image
1
Knight of Autumn
Instant (7)
2
Chord of Calling
4
Collected Company
1
Mirrorweave
Land (23)
3
Botanical Sanctum
2
Breeding Pool
3
Forest
1
Hallowed Fountain
2
Horizon Canopy
1
Island
4
Misty Rainforest
1
Plains
1
Temple Garden
4
Windswept Heath
1
Gavony Township
Cards 60
Sideboard (15)
2
Auriok Champion
2
Eidolon of Rhetoric
3
Path to Exile
3
Rest in Peace
1
Selfless Spirit
1
Spell Queller
3
Stony Silence

 

Summoner’s Egg

You know what they say – you can’t make an omelet, or in this case an Emrakul, the Aeons Torn – without cracking a few eggs. This deck is looking to tuck a scary creature under Modern staple Summoner’s Egg and then crack it via Phyrexia’s Core or Greater Gargadon. Should we be unable to find our deck’s namesake we also have a backup plan of cheating our large creatures into play via Through the Breach.

Summoner's Egg

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Creature (20)
4
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
4
Greater Gargadon
4
Simian Spirit Guide
4
Summoner's Egg
4
Worldspine Wurm
Sorcery (4)
4
Ancient Stirrings
Instant (8)
2
Abrade
2
Dismember
4
Through the Breach
Artifact (8)
4
Gruul Signet
4
Talisman of Impulse
Land (20)
4
Forest
4
Misty Rainforest
2
Mountain
4
Phyrexia's Core
2
Stomping Ground
4
Wooded Foothills
Cards 60
Sideboard (15)
2
Abrade
2
Blood Moon
3
Damping Sphere
2
Grafdigger's Cage
2
Kozilek's Return
4
Summoning Trap

 

Cheerios

This is a combo deck that puts some combination of Puresteel Paladin and Sram, Senior Edificer into play and then plays out a variety of zero mana equipment to draw through its deck while generating storm count. Mox Opal along with Retract lets us pick all of our gear back up and keep drawing cards while we combo. Eventually we play two pieces of fast mana and cast a lethal Grapeshot to win the game.

Cheerios

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Creature (12)
4
Puresteel Paladin
4
Simian Spirit Guide
4
Sram, Senior Edificer
Sorcery (1)
1
Grapeshot
Instant (8)
2
Hurkyl's Recall
2
Noxious Revival
4
Retract
Artifact (24)
4
Accorder's Shield
4
Bone Saw
4
Kite Shield
4
Mox Opal
4
Paradise Mantle
4
Spidersilk Net
Land (15)
4
Flooded Strand
2
Hallowed Fountain
2
Plains
4
Rugged Prairie
1
Sacred Foundry
2
Seachrome Coast
Cards 60
Sideboard (15)
2
Echoing Truth
2
Fragmentize
2
Ghirapur Aether Grid
2
Gut Shot
4
Leyline of Sanctity
3
Silence

 

7 Land Belcher

This potent meme is looking to empty all 7 of the lands out of its deck with cards like Caravan Vigil and Safewright Quest before it activates its namesake Goblin Charbelcher.

7 Land Belcher

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Planeswalker (3)
3
Karn, Scion of Urza
Creature (21)
3
Arbor Elf
3
Birds of Paradise
4
Chancellor of the Tangle
4
Sakura-Tribe Elder
4
Wall of Roots
3
Wurmcoil Engine
Sorcery (21)
4
Ancient Stirrings
4
Caravan Vigil
3
Recross the Paths
2
Search for Tomorrow
4
Traverse the Ulvenwald
4
Flower/Flourish
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Artifact (4)
4
Goblin Charbelcher
Enchantment (4)
4
Utopia Sprawl
Land (7)
7
Forest
Cards 60
Sideboard (15)
2
Choke
4
Damping Sphere
2
Defense Grid
2
Fracturing Gust
1
Karn, Scion of Urza
3
Nature's Claim
1
Wurmcoil Engine

 

Surgical Meme

This deck might be the biggest Meme Modern contains. We choose to be on the draw, discard Shadowborn Apostle to hand size, and then Surgical Extraction all the other copies out of our deck. Now that our deck is small we play Shelldock Isle to find Emrakul, the Aeons Torn which we can then cast since our deck is now as small as it is.

Please note the video below is from one of my older streams so there are a few moments of the kids being loud in the background.

Surgical Meme

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Creature (40)
4
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
1
Rune-Scarred Demon
35
Shadowborn Apostle
Instant (4)
4
Surgical Extraction
Artifact (4)
4
Serum Powder
Land (12)
1
Flooded Strand
4
Polluted Delta
4
Shelldock Isle
3
Watery Grave
Cards 60
Sideboard (15)
4
Extirpate
1
Griselbrand
2
Immortal Servitude
1
Rune-Scarred Demon
4
Swamp
3
Thrumming Stone

 

Wu Enduring Ideal

This is a White based prison deck that is trying to cast Enduring Ideal as soon as possible. We can ramp into our namesake card with both Lotus Bloom and Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx. Once Enduring Ideal is cast we lock our opponent out of the game with enchantments like Dovescape, Overwhelming Splendor, and Sphere of Safety. Eventually we win the game on the back of Form of the Dragon dealing five damage a turn.

Wu Enduring Ideal

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Sorcery (4)
4
Enduring Ideal
Artifact (4)
4
Lotus Bloom
Enchantment (29)
1
Cast Out
2
Copy Enchantment
1
Detention Sphere
1
Dovescape
1
Form of the Dragon
3
Ghostly Prison
1
Gideon's Intervention
1
Greater Auramancy
4
Leyline of Sanctity
1
Nevermore
1
Overwhelming Splendor
1
Peace of Mind
3
Phyrexian Unlife
3
Runed Halo
2
Search for Azcanta
1
Solemnity
1
Sphere of Safety
1
Starfield of Nyx
Land (23)
2
Field of Ruin
4
Flooded Strand
2
Glacial Fortress
1
Hallowed Fountain
1
Island
1
Mistveil Plains
4
Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
4
Plains
4
Temple of Enlightenment
Cards 60
Sideboard (15)
2
Boseiju, Who Shelters All
2
Damping Sphere
2
Porphyry Nodes
2
Rest in Peace
4
Silence
1
Supreme Verdict
1
Terminus
1
Wrath of God

 

UG Polymorph

This mostly creatureless deck is looking to generate creature tokens and then convert them into a scary monster via Polymorph or Proteus Staff. We have a back up plan of being a value midrange on the back of planeswalkers and creature lands.

UG Polymorph

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Planeswalker (8)
3
Garruk Wildspeaker
1
Jace, the Mind Sculptor
4
Nissa, Voice of Zendikar
Creature (2)
2
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn
Sorcery (15)
3
Call of the Herd
4
Explore
4
Polymorph
4
Search for Tomorrow
Artifact (5)
2
Engineered Explosives
3
Proteus Staff
Enchantment (4)
4
Utopia Sprawl
Land (26)
2
Blinkmoth Nexus
3
Breeding Pool
5
Forest
2
Island
4
Khalni Garden
4
Misty Rainforest
4
Mutavault
2
Treetop Village
Cards 60
Sideboard (15)
4
Chalice of the Void
1
Creeping Corrosion
2
Iona, Shield of Emeria
1
Jace, the Mind Sculptor
1
Nature's Claim
3
Negate
3
Terastodon

 

Owling Mine

This is probably the deck I am most Internet famous for. I was paid a large sum of money to play this deck at an SCG open in an Owl Costume. It is a total hoot and if you enjoy sending your opponent’s cards back to their hand I would highly recommend this one.

Owling Mine

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Creature (4)
4
Simian Spirit Guide
Sorcery (7)
4
Exhaustion
3
Eye of Nowhere
Instant (18)
4
Boomerang
2
Cryptic Command
1
Noxious Revival
4
Remand
4
Runeflare Trap
3
Vision Skeins
Artifact (5)
1
Ebony Owl Netsuke
4
Howling Mine
Enchantment (6)
2
Dictate of Kruphix
4
Fevered Visions
Land (20)
2
Cascade Bluffs
1
Flooded Strand
8
Island
1
Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
1
Misty Rainforest
2
Scalding Tarn
3
Steam Vents
2
Sulfur Falls
Cards 60
Sideboard (15)
4
Anger of the Gods
4
Chalice of the Void
1
Chandra, Flamecaller
2
Counterflux
3
Nimble Obstructionist
1
Slagstorm